Bridging the Gap

The act of producing a turd of sufficient dimension to contact both sides of a toilet bowl simultaneously; with or without making contact with toilet water.

''I took the biggest crap of me life this morning. I even bridged the gap with one of those bad boys. Nothing fills a man with pride quite like bridging the gap!''

by The-gap-bridger April 9, 2012

saint bridget's school

A kindergarden through 8th grade school. Private school that many kids hate going to.

this is school is known as a hell hole too.

horrible, bad, devestating, WORST THING EVER.

"Did you really go to saint bridget's school for school?"
"yep."
"wow your life must have been hell."
"yes. yes it was."

by attendent December 27, 2009

bridget jonesing

When you are stressing about putting yourself in a akward situation to get what you really want.

Or, the stress you feel when you put yourself out on a limb knowing that your only options are to fly or fall unceremoniously into a rather large heap of dog feces but realizing that NOT doing it would be worse than failing. That moment of stress in between saying it and getting a response.

Girl with a MAJOR crush on Guy: So, my friend is having this pary and I was wondering if you'd wanna come...you know, with me...to the party?

<PAUSE>BRIDGET JONESING<PAUSE>

Guy: Er, sure. (YAY!)
OR
Guy: Will there be hot guys there? (BOO!)

by Sniffah January 5, 2008

bridgett beck

a whore who trys to act like a different person and never knows who she actually is and blames other people for her problems!!! MOTHER FUCKER

me..."who is that gurl?"

leah " i dont know, not even she knows, she must be a bridgett beck!"

me .. " yeah shes a total bitch deffinatley a bridgett beck"

by gayjesus26 December 12, 2010

Bridget

Bridget is usually a pretty popular girl. She may be very popular but she isn't always very polite. Bridget can be sassy at times but when you get to know her, you will see that all she wants is to be your friend. Bridget is pretty down to earth. She isn't the smartest person in the world but she is great at fashion. She has amazing fashion sense and will always have something cool for you to wear when you don't. Bridget is very organized and has many notes and folders. She usually will have a notebook with her in case she has to write something down. Bridget is gorges. Bridget usually makes people jealous and will always look amazing, with or without makeup. Bridget is pretty insecure about herself. She isn't always very confident with herself. Make sure when you see Bridget, you tell her she is amazing and to never put her head down. Bridget tries really hard to seem confident to others. Bridget has an amazing completion and is always looking great. bridget is really sweet and popular.

Bridget may be sassy, but she is very sweet on the inside.

by LeilaBirdy November 3, 2019

Bridgton academy

A life sucking concentration camp in the middle of Maine ,that reeks of sperm and dip spit with the lowest possible amount of vagina and a lack of marijuana. The dean is the bad guy from IRON MAN and his henchman will punish anyone who smiles

"Eddie fucked everything he could find with a set of tits and 2 legs on his first weekend off campas from bridgton academy" and " yooooo dawg, wanna chill down in mass hall?" " nah man, it reeks of dip spit and jizz splatter"

by Fuck BA October 10, 2012

Bridget

She a hoe.

"Oh, her name is Bridget? Yeah, she's a hoe."

by Smolmexican January 5, 2017