body branch

Euphemism for a penis.

She wanted to see that thang so I snapped a pic a that body branch for her.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

Branch the troll

Branch is a total babe! He is so sexy and lovable! Gosh, I would do anything just to hear him sing a lil didley. His beautiful hair reminds me of a wet fart. The most gorgeous troll around, sooo sexyyyy!😘

Person: "Do you know Branch the troll?"
other person: "OmG YES HES SO SEXXYYY"

by Branch_issogood March 2, 2024

peyton branch

the guy who asks as if he were your big brother. you will meet peyton and see that he is the best person you will ever meet and love. I sware you will think of him as family.

Peyton Branch-amazing, handsome, funny , smart and loving

Omg Peyton is so nice, he's like a big brother to me. I love him so much

by 0nehgh44 August 31, 2019

Branch

Branch, to take a giant shit or poop. Slag originated at Kimberly high school by high school football coach in 2010.

John was late for class because he was taking a branch.

by Michelle Naomi October 1, 2020

billy rubans branch manager

an stupid person who believes their in charge of something.

Mike Palmer is a billy rubans branch manager.

by A.G.P. June 24, 2023

Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose

Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!

by GoonMaster11 February 28, 2024

Branch hound

Someone who sexually pursues members of the military

Man 1: Any luck with Chelsea?
Man 2: Nah, I couldn’t get her even if I tried she’s a total branch hound.

by Nosaholic September 16, 2019