Coochie Braiders

Coochie braiders refers to a whiny bitch who cries about everything

Mariah was tired of all the coochie braiders in her comment section. they were banned.

by alycat3120 November 16, 2023

wire-brained

a combination of wired and harebrained

"I'm just kind of wire-brained right now"

by wiredbrainedsal February 21, 2024

Eggo Brained

'Eggo Brained' is a term used for people who intellectually are intelligent, but lack street smarts. Effectively making them a complete utter dumbass even when faced with the most easy problems. Like using a microwave, doorknob, or fixing the oven door.

The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.

You eggo brained retard, how do you have straight A's yet you don't know how to use a dishwasher?

by jackupthismistergovernment March 25, 2024

Noodle brained muppet

A completely brain dead imbecile.

That dude is a real Noodle brained muppet.

by John_doe42069 November 7, 2024

Apple brained

Someone who only uses Apple products

My parents are Apple brained too!

by slideglide March 13, 2025

Snark Brained

/snärk breɪnd/ • adjective

1. concerned with or involving the structured harassment and dissemination of misinformation directed towards a targeted individual for the purpose of filling the empty hole in your jobless life.

2. having loss of perspective in regards to objective reality while accusing others of constantly hallucinating or consuming stimulants.

Anisa's husband's content used to be funny and smart, but since he got all snark brained he isn't making much sense.

by nancy soulcycle May 5, 2025

Grae-Brained

When a person is being stubborn after making a mistake and won’t admit to their ignorance, making them seem more ignorant.

John was being Grae-Brained after mis using the word christen

by Mikeydefines November 21, 2025