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braces

noun
1. train tracks put on your teeth to make them straight by evil orthodontists who have no life and love to torture people.(see evil,satan,crap,unjust,cruel,wrong)
owWww god damn it i hate braces its like a living hell
by kr1shii June 10, 2005
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Jelly Bracelets

Come on people get over it already, do u really think kids and teens r having sex just because someone fucking snaps their bracelet? don't think so, teens just wear them 2 be cool. it's not the havin' sex or anything it is the fun of it because everyone thinks ur doin' it with someone. but u know ur not!!!!
" Hey, I just fuckin' snapped ur bracelet ur supposed 2 fuck me right here in the hallway!" NOT!!!!
by Haylee Clute May 1, 2004
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Brace-ist (Brace-ism)

being mean to people who have braces on their teeth, things such as metal mouth, brace face, train track etc.

these words can be very hurtful to those who have braces on their teeth and bracism should become frowned upon such a normal racism. eg towards black people.
Guy 1# " ew, look at the guy with the metal on his teeth, how ugly"

Girl # 1 " hey!, dont say that, its Brace-ist (Brace-ism) "

guy #2 " yeah, i agree, stop being mean to him just becuase of his braces, get away from us"
by Ted-Richie August 20, 2009
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Jelly Bracelets

it's sumdang that's just a fashion statement it will soon a later go away and come back until then fuck u parents
ya'll r really dumb if u thinx we will do sumdang and if ur child is doin sumdang she/he were probably doin this before these bracelts came out so get ur mind rite i mean i'm 16 and i'm still a virgin.and will still be 1 until i find da 1.b/c like the sayin goes mama didn't raise no fool!!!!!!.
black-sex
blue-makein out/oral sex/kiss
green-outdoor sex/huge/makein out/oral sex/kiss on cheek
yellow-huge/kiss
purple-kiss/oralsex/anal/outdoor sex/
orange-kiss/huge
glow in the dark-sex toyz
red-lap dance/french kiss/oral sex
clear-whatever the snapper wants/kiss
pink-eat out/flash/makek out/kiss
silver-finger
white-flash chest/or 2 snapper
gold sparkle-make out
any glitter-what da grl wants(not boy)
ligth blue-anal/masturbate
gold-all above
light green-oral sex
light pink-huge/kiss
brown-toss my salad
glittery yellow-hug/kiss
glittery gold-make out
baby blue-what ever da grl want(not boy)
glittery green-69
gray-silver-flash
yellow sparkle-hug/kiss
glow in da dark pink-grl toyz
glow in da dark blue-boy toyz



that's that u need 2 no i clear up every thing 4 everybody.soooo parents if u don't like u can get a bracelts that does mean n-e-thing bad and i guess i helped everybody sooo c-ya.i'm out this bitch.
p.s.my grandma is cool wit them.so if a grandma is cool with them then u sould 2 bye and God bless u and who every i help today.
by chu,chu August 22, 2004
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dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"
by Getz December 23, 2003
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jelly bracelets

jelly braceletes rock all me and my firends have them but they dont mean anything to us i have black blue white red and pink:) who cares what they mean im not being forced to do anything!
by Ashley February 17, 2004
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Jelly Bracelets

(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others.
Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'.
And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it:

Black~ Sex
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.
And if you go by those sex rules you are an idiot.
by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004
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