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book

a source of reading, in America and most english speaking countries opens right to left then you read them top to bottom left to right.
Man books fuckin' suck why the fuck am I at school I am not learning shit lets hit the teachers with the damn book until they ficking pass and then book(other meaning) the fuck outta here.
by Irish Whiskey Man 4280 March 11, 2003
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booking

The act of leaving a book you have read in a random place for somebody else to discover.

Officially started by Joy V. (Kalamazoo, MI) in 2011, booking was an alternative to such trends as planking and cone-ing.

Related - booked, rebooked
I'm about to finish this awesome book. I plan on booking it at a restaurant this weekend.
by Booker2 November 11, 2011
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book

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.
"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."
by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004
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Books

Cool, Dope, Evan Berry
Yo, that shit is books
by hoodedliability November 4, 2008
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Books

Filthy pieces of moldy shit that make me sneeze
All books are just shit on a page that a guy shit out fifty years ago to make a living without getting a real job
by Jimmy November 14, 2004
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Booked

Very well educated through instruction from schools or universities; to be book smart

Mostly used by country folk or people from the south to describe intelligence
My woman got a job at the county cuz she's booked
by Cojone Joe May 29, 2008
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book

loololool who actually reads books? olololol
by acekilla379344335 February 13, 2009
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