Bongo

Similar to the word "Mango", it is used to describe an idiotic person, or their action. A bongo is someone who is so stupid that they probably do not have a brain, their head is just skin stretched over their skull.

He was such a bongo, he couldn't even count to 10.

by MassiveLegend July 21, 2018

Bongo

Street name for a bong

Person 1: ‘wanna pass round a bongo tonight’
Person 2: ‘yeah okay I can’t play too much as my mum will find out’

by Bongoman123 January 19, 2019

slapping the bongos

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.

Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?

by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019

Hi I’m Bongo

Hi I’m Bongo is something only pifs do

“Hi I’m bongo” Jimmy
“Oh cool ima pif to ! “ Jonny
“Yum” Jimmy

by GassedTomato November 9, 2019

Bongo Wong

The fatty part of the arm under the bicep, specifically said to men

Person 1: "Hey look at these fatty Bongo wongs, they are jiggly"

Person 2: "i love me some fatty Bongo Wongs"

by Fenrir69 August 16, 2019

Bongo juice

Mouth rinse in the context as an alcoholic beverage.

Hey let's go score some of that bongo juice.

by Veganclown December 30, 2017

Bongo Boi

A person that steals kidnaps people. After doing that, he keeps them inside his basement forcing them to write stories. He is the person that has the least to offer in a group while also being corrupt. He gets pretty bad scores in everything

OMG! THAT GUY IS SUCH A BONGO BOI! HE KIDNAPPED A WIZARD AND FORCED HIM TO WRITE A 500 PAGE STORY!

by Bongo Boi's servant April 6, 2020