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box turtle 

A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.

Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
Box Turtle Ben is a fine patriot, and a loyal supporter of Our Dear Leader.
box turtle by corprip April 20, 2006
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box waft 

Any unsavoury aroma emanating from a vagina
Her box waft factor is high
box waft by Andy C February 11, 2004
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box the kids came in 

Simply the pussy. tunataco
well boys I am going home and play with the box the kids came in.

Box of Pangu 

A Box of Pangu is an alternative form of saying thank you or giving thanks to someone for offering aid and giving you something that you need. The term is derived from an old Mexican myth in which the Box of Pangu is a magical chest in which a person can find the thing that they 'need' most in the world.

'Box' or 'Pangu' can be used as shortened versions of the term.
Steve: Here's that beer you asked for, dude
James: Box of Pangu
Box of Pangu by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

box of hammers 

A large quantity of blunt objects used in reference to intellectual capability.
Paris Hilton is as dumb as a box of hammers.
box of hammers by Glenn Burbank August 4, 2006

box music 

Box music is a term that refers to what was once known as alternative music back in the 90's. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, etc. The reason why the term evolved was because in college, students would go outside to smoke, these students would sit around the "call box" used to call up to the dorm room for guests to be let in. These "box people" often listened to this genre of music, thus the term.
Everytime I see Matt, he is listening to that box music on his stereo.
box music by Twartacus May 8, 2006

box stain 

Any stain left by a vagina, or someone so useless and stupid they might as well be viewed as a vaginal secretion.
Simone left a box stain on my comforter and I need to get it out before Lauren comes over.

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I can't believe you are still watching tivo on the sofa. Go to work, box stain!
box stain by n@dogg November 16, 2006