A mythical dwarf-like creature who visits a woman who has denied a man the glorious gift of the Blumpkin. During this visit, Blumpelstiltskin removes and holds ransom the urethra of the woman who denies the Blumpkin and will return the urethra upon the completion of the gift of the Blumpkin. Lesser known cousin of the famed Rumpelstiltskin.
Dude! She was totally down for giving me a Blumpkin but she shot me down. I hope Blumpelstiltskin comes and serves this bitch what she deserves.
by Ronnie Jacko and Geoff Christie March 6, 2008
Get the Blumpelstiltskin mug.One who is the best at giving blumpkins, which is the act of sucking a man's penis while he is taking a poop on the toilet.
by neemdawg September 3, 2010
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the act of receiving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a dump, peeing, and eating pizza, or maybe cake. if you accomplish this, i'm proud.
by simbaluv717 November 5, 2009
Get the Deluxe Blumpkin mug.While receiving a blow job, while taking a bowel movement, the "giver" insertes something into their mouth containing menthol, such as a cough drop, then continues while forcefully humming through there nose.
E-rod, I finally I got that Menthol Humming Blumpkin me and Rat where talking about yesterday! That girl was a real trooper!
by Mr wood April 29, 2015
Get the Menthol Humming Blumpkin mug.an immensely talented broadway actor with the most beautiful voice who just so happens to also be the hottest man in the world. He has played many roles, including Arnold in Torch Song Trilogy, Beetlejuice in Beetlejuice, Dewey Finn in School of Rock, Buddy in Elf, Elder Cunningham in Book of Mormon, and others.
by vitaminwxter April 22, 2020
Get the Will Blum mug.The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.
It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"
by steve ryans October 4, 2009
Get the pumpkin blumpkin mug.After rob had thrownup in the stall, stephanie proceded to crawl under the stall getting throwup on herself during the process. She then gave him a sloppy blumpkin.
by joabvouabf April 17, 2010
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