blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

Weeping blow job

Emo kids giving head while crying

After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.

by LadymonroeX September 20, 2016

brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018

Triple blow job

When 3 girls suck one males dick. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and/or suck his dick - all at the same time

Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?

Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my dick all night at the same time!

Sam: sounds awesome

by Daman4836 January 15, 2023

blow job

An alcoholic shot containing Bailey's irish cream and Kahlua and topped off with whipped cream. This shot is for the ladies and is taken using no hands!

girl: who wants a round of blow jobs?
group of girls: we do!
group of gay guys: we do too!

by beth-boo October 14, 2007

Michigan Blow Job

When a person receives a blow job from a wolverine.

Matt: Dude what happen to your penis?

Jerry: I got a bad Michigan Blow Job last night.

by Walter Danielson May 6, 2011

blow job

This is when a girl sucks the boys dick.

Carolyn was giving Chris a blow job all night long.

by orky May 26, 2008