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Bloop

The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob while she is taking a poop.
The other night I was so drunk I asked my husband to come into the bathroom with me while I was pooping. He was naked when he came in and I put his p*nis in my mouth. Had me a good bloop.
by ScaeParty January 13, 2024
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when you eat two bowls of captain crunch all berries and the next day have blue glowing french fry poop
watson was blooping
by sigmanuggs April 26, 2024
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Bloop-Blyap

The sound a made by a turd hitting the toilet water
My back is itching me for some reason. Bruh, I bet that Bloop-Blyap exploded all over you
by russell-love-muscle February 5, 2024
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Bloop

A word uttered by a retarded person.
Brian: Hey bro, have you eaten lunch?

Ben: Bloop, Bloop, Bloop.

Brian: I hear ya. (hugs with sympathy)
by mr.meep20 July 7, 2020
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Bloop on ye

Murray: bloop on ye?
Bryan: aye
by Ur blurt -> my face June 30, 2021
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Bloop

1. A sound effect
2. Dollap
1. The faucet kept dripping. “Bloop, bloop, bloop”
2. He put a bloop of paint onto his palette and began to create his art.
by Emilyanddazit September 24, 2020
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Bloop

The sound or feeling made when a female farts and the fart rolls up the front and between her labias
I just had a bloop!”
I just felt a bloop!”
Or just

“Bloop!”
by Cheekyladycheeks March 23, 2023
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