Diamond Blowfish

When your mate is doing a shit and you piss between their legs, with the wee hitting the shit making a round shape on the bowl like a blowfish.

We both need to use the toilet at the same time, fuck it lets do a diamond blowfish

by DIAMONDBLOWFISH October 3, 2021

the blowfish

while fingerbanging a woman, you gradually add fingers until the whole hand is inside. when the woman is about to orgasm, you ball the hand into a fist.

that girl claims to be a virgin, but i gave her the blowfish last summer.

by ron c the great December 9, 2008

Hootie and the blowfish

An act where the person giving the blowjob puffs out their cheeks for the duration of the blowjob while the receiving person sits perched like an owl

My cheeks sore from last night I gave a guy the Hootie and the blowfish.

by HATBF January 22, 2014

blogfag

a 'person' who posts anywhere online to brag or complain (usually complain) about personal shit that no one cares about

blogfag: so today i went to gamestop to buy a copy of atelier totori. i brought some spaghetti with me, but i realized it was a big mistake when it begun slowly dripping out of my trenchcoat pockets as i waited in line. my face was so red when i walked up to the cashier with a trail of spaghetti behind me. i could hear the other people in line laughing and whispering about me. after stuttering 5 times in an attempt to ask for the game, i swiftly fled the store.

anonymous: stfu blogfag no1curr

by i hate nigs and spics January 3, 2015

blowfag

a douche bag who blows the contents of a bowl into oblivion.

BRIDGE Became the blowfag of our town on many ocassions

BRIDGE is a bitch

by Brenden Huddy August 21, 2006

blowft

An anal explosion of diarhea resulting in the saturation of the sides of the inside odf the toilet, and occasionally the bottom of the seat.

Russ: WOW! That was the worst Blowft ever.
Kent: Ewwww gross
Russ: Yup The Toilet is gonna need to be scrubbed.

by BrendanJV July 22, 2008

bloif

the action when a woman farts while a man is having anal sex with her

I was just ramming her ass and all of a sudden she bloifed me!

by MRT/ DKS March 29, 2010