When in doubt, blame taul

Blaming someone who will take blame without an argument, or go along with something so you don't have to face the consequences of your actions.

Your friend that is funny to blame things on, your *taul*

*texting*
you - "hey baby wanna come over and get freaky?"
girl - "uhh nooo, are you serious?"
you - "sorry! that wasn't me, taul had my phone."
girl - "oh okay! what a weirdo!"

friend - "good save brother!"
you - "yeah man, when in doubt, blame taul."

by shanebabyfresh December 31, 2010

Willie Beamin

Any attention starved douchebag who claims to be the best at everything and the most popular person. A narcissist in its purest form. Always has to be the center of attention. Will work out hours a day so his body makes up for his ugly face and poor dance moves. Has a disturbing love of Micheal Jackson. Does "duck face" and/or points at the camera in 95% of pictures.

That kid walks around the club like a Willie Beamin!

by phylips August 2, 2010

blame the commies

No actually we say:

Kill all the commies
FUCK all the commies
Drop dead you commie fags

etc

So there ya fuckin commie fag!

by dead commies make me smile April 24, 2005

beaming

(beem-ing)
v.
1. under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs, namely acid. Person is generally noticeably tripping hard, characterized by unintelligible speech, maniacal laughter, wide eyes, and any other noticeable "spazzing out".
2. A more palatable word for tripping.

Example 1
Friend 1: "This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win - and it can - then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you, yesterday, my friend. Peace"

Friend 2: "Cunt, you are beaming"

by steinlic January 15, 2014

High Beam Punishment

High Beam punishment is what happens when an aggressive driver from behind you wants you to get out of his/her way and you don't get out of the way fast enough so that driver puts on his/her bright high beam headlights to hurt your eyes. High Beam punishers are low life losers that are too aggressive. They want to prove they are somehow more superior by abusing others on the road. Most, if not all, male High Beam punishers have a small dick and are over compensating by driving an overly expensive car or driving a huge pickup truck or SUV. Lady High Beam Punishers are similar to their male counterparts because they are also too aggressive, mean, stupid, abusive and have no life.

Shit! that fucker behind me just gave me High beam punishment because I didn't get out of the way fast enough.
That Ass Hole!

by *Dr Dave November 21, 2009

beam

v. To throw something extremely hard

Damn he just beamed that whiffle ball into the window and broke it!

by LDizzle December 25, 2008

High Beams

This term is used when the nipples of a woman can be obviously seen through her clothing. The larger the protrusion the brighter the beam.

I was over at the frozen food section and I noticed alot of High Beams.

by Rawhide January 12, 2006