blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

blah-ke

V. To commit to an event and back out the very last literal minute

V. To drive his truck and back into someone else's

Adj. Fashionably 30 minutes late

I'm blah-ke'ing out tonight
I blah-ke'd your car
I will be blah-ke to the meeting

by Mbs jay January 24, 2017

Blast From The Past

Ignore the erotic definitions made by horny teens below, but a blast from the past is something that was made from the past, but its very amazing, even to the present day.

Person 1: Whoa, Super Mario Bros for the NES is such a blast from the past!
Pesron 2: I know, right!

by SireSatire April 9, 2021

Fag Blast

The explosive expulsion of Santorum from the recipient of anal sex.

He fag blasted all over my chest and proceeded to rub it into my sinuses.

"Hey, did you hear about Winthrop?"
"No, what happened?"
"I heard he took like three dicks up the ass and the back pressure of his fag blast coated the entire restroom of the gay bar with carnitas and regret."

by Bacon Bit & Tater Tot October 6, 2012

Leo Black

Leo Black is a kid who will say the n word in his class in front of his peers and teachers.

*during a discussion of to kill a mockingbird * Leo Black: The black people, or as they called them back then, nigg*rs.

by Joeseph Mama 69 lol September 24, 2019

wank blanket

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

by POWER B May 14, 2003

Sirius Black

An amazingly sexy Marauder, who is also known as Padfoot. Even in death he is much sexier than you.
You disagree? Two words mate. Flying. Motorbike.

I would.

Sirius Black, the most perfect fictional male character ever created.

by Remus Lupin's God-daughter June 27, 2009