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BJ SZN

When hockey starts and the Columbus Blue Jackets (cBJ) season starts- coined by the CBJ Artillery
It’s November, which means it’s BJ SZN!
by Kjs November 20, 2019
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Bj week

When an awesome woman gives her man oral sex instead of vaginal sex during the week she is on her period.
She doesn’t care for intercourse when she’s on her period so it’s bj week! Yes she’s a keeper.
by Deepsea September 22, 2022
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BJ Season

The times when your girlfriend is menstruating so you can't have sex or do anything sexual to her vagina. This means she might feel guilty for no pleasure for the boyfriend. This means your girlfriend goes down on you much more often than normal which results in more blow jobs for the boyfriend

BJ season comes around every 20 days or so in any relationship. The male looks forward to BJ season while the female does not due to bleeding of the vagina
Bill: Hey George, it looks like you going hunting! I guess Stacey is alone for the weekend?

George: Oh no, not at all. I will be with Stacey all weekend. I am staying home all and do not plan to leave bed

Bill: Then what are you hunting?

George: I am getting ready for tomorrow... Its BJ season!
by Mac to the Daddy December 9, 2009
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BJ Bod

A woman who has a totally hot face and/or upper half of the body, but the bottom half just is not fucking worth it at all. In other words, you'd do her face, just not anything else.
Mike:Dude, look at that one over there! The blonde one with the BJ Bod!
Tom:Totally, fuck yeah.
by FUCKING JARED BITCHES June 14, 2010
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BJ Cheeks

The feeling of having sore cheeks after giving a bj the night before, especially prevalent when it was a perticularly intense bj, or it has been a while since you gave your last bj. Makes it difficult and/or painful to do any other activities involving sucking, even light sucking, such as kissing, drinking through a straw, etc.
Hey, could you get me a spoon for my smoothie? I have a bad case of bj cheeks.

She was so amazing last night, poor girl must have bj cheeks today.
by uhhhhhm August 25, 2009
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bj queen

A BJ Queen is someone who gives blowjobs to just about anybody for anything. BJ stands for Blow Job, and a BJ Queen would perform oral for anyone at any time.

BJ queens usually dont receive any respect from anyone at all and are regarded as filth. BJ Queens usually get STIs, sexually transmitted infections all the time by giving blow jobs to everyone.

Blow job can also be considered as giving head. Giving head means the same thing and a BJ Queen is also known as a Head Queen. BJ queens are usually low life girls who would give a blow job and will usually end up in the porn industry whoring herself.
"HEY LOOK ITS THE BJ QUEEN!"

"The BJ Queen is so fat and gross!"

"The BJ queen is lowerclass filth!"

"Who likes the BJ queen! Its disgusting!"

"Hey fatlard! Over here!"

"Yo suck my penis fat kid!"

"ZOMG ITS TEH BJ QU33N!"

"You give the worst bjs fatso!"

"Your a fat disgrace loser!"

"Tounge my weener you fatty!"
by Salty Mike! July 21, 2008
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Bj Marcoux

a kid who likes getting hit by bus's
"There goes Bj Marcoux again, hitting another bus"
by TheBlargFaces August 3, 2009
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