If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

by Hoonta January 27, 2012

Never better

Either a nigga sad as shit or happy asf when they say it

You good b?

Never better (clearly lying)

by MiguelCC May 4, 2017

My battery is low

It means it is starting to get dark and people will be sad.

“My battery is low and it’s getting dark.”

by Opportunity February 16, 2019

in a better place

IN BRIEF: Free from all of life's pain and suffering.

WOMAN: You need to see your friend. He may die anyday.
MAN: I rather stay out the doctors way. Plus, I rather see him in a better place than suffering. Real talk.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 23, 2010

Epic Batter

An explanation whereby the enjoyability and longevity of an event/situation is increased exponentially by the inclusion of an unforeseen factor or person.

Dude - I was getting laid, but it was pretty average. But then her mom turned up and wanted in, then it was epic batter

by rockoroll June 12, 2011

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.

by Al February 13, 2005

Get better

A phrase commonly used to encourage either yourself, or someone else, to "Get Better!".
Also commonly used to mock someone for being a complete retard and bolloxing something up completely.
Must be said as loudly as possible give the situation and muct be repeated by everyone within ear shot.

Hah hah hah, he tripped over his own feet. GET BETTER!

by Morchild August 9, 2006