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Bimbonics

Language used by young females while texting or e-mailing. Related to L33T in that it abbreviates and uses symbols in place of words. Only it is done with far less intelligence, an odd use of extra letters despite the other abbreviations, and a savage over-or under-use of punctuation. Often used in elation or retaliation, the written word comes off sounding just as it would spoken by an overexcited, suburban, white high school girl.
"I tried to read her post, but I didn't understand it. Here, see if you can translate Bimbonics"......'seriousllyyy ppl need 2 get livess... like really all u ppl commenting this shittt either don't have lives.. gf's or are complete f&cking losersss to sit on ur computerr all dayyy and critice ppl who prolly look ten million timess better thenn youuu dooo;'
by Medusa Oblongata September 11, 2009
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bimbo bags

Surgically enhanced breasts
If you already got a fake personality and hair extensions, you might as well go full fake and get yourself a set of bimbo bags.
by mr. Bluegreen March 13, 2011
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Bimbo

A pronoun that Rory O’Leary uses to others
Whats up bimbo” ~Rory
by GirlsGoToJupiterNigga February 10, 2019
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booth bimbo

An attractive female model hired to give presentations/demonstrations at a trade show, especially in high-tech industries where the audience is predominately male.

The newer synonym booth babe has largely replaced the less politically-correct 'booth bimbo'. However, booth babe only implies that the person was chosen for the role because of their appearance (but could actually be an employee of the presenting company rather than a professional model), while 'booth bimbo' adds the connotation that she has simply memorized a script and is totally clueless about the product.
I was so mesmerized by the booth bimbo that I actually asked her a technical question after the demo, thereby embarrassing both of us.

Nobody was checking out the WhizCo exhibit - if they couldn't afford a booth bimbo, they were obviously minor players.
by PsyPhi January 10, 2011
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Bimbo Envy

The desire to be treated as a beautiful woman who is not very bright, commonly known as a bimbo, for sexual gratification. Akin to (large) penis envy, victims of bimbo envy are often gay men, afflicted with poor self-esteem, who use large breasted women to lure young men. They regard physical beauty as the key to happiness, yet regard hot men with a mix of pride and contempt. Symptoms include cross dressing, addictions, abusive displays, playing victim, and other antisocial behavior associated with sociopaths.
Suffering from Bimbo Envy, Sebastian threw his twink boyfriend out for making him feel old and fat, then spent a small fortune on an extreme makeover, hoping to win him back.
by Peaches and Henry September 7, 2010
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Bimbo Baker

This is when there are cushions on the out on top of the bow of the boat, so semi-attractive girls, often ones in skimpy bathing suits, can tan. Alot.
Hey look, that boat has a Bimbo Baker!
by Sabeenerz October 7, 2008
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Bimbo Rice

The crabs you only realize that bitch had once you go down on her
Mark: How was Katie?
John: That bitch had some crazy bimbo rice
by Icmancin April 24, 2010
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