My goals are beyond your understanding

The sentence coming out from the mouth of 1980's-born parents when they're to enforce screen time limits to their Gen Alpha-born digital native kids, who are just yet to receive any sound explanation about the negative impacts of excessive screen time.

Whenever I try to explain why I need to limit my kid’s screen time, I end up just saying, 'My goals are beyond your understanding', because they just can’t grasp the dangers of too much digital exposure!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

beyond shit faced

To drunk

Let's go to a other bar... Na I'm going home I'm beyond shit faced

by Isrightkev July 29, 2016

beyond the pail

Usually written by people who don’t know how to spell but could mean that you didn’t make it to the toilet (or any other bowl) on time

Yurg, Georgie, you’re puking beyond the pail!

by wordstrumpet November 29, 2025

beyond fleek

When something is so incredibly on fleek, it surpasses all known boundaries of fleekness.

Damn...her hair looks so good, it's beyond fleek.

by Mack Smackson September 20, 2018

creased beyond all repair

A term similair to "FUBAR" It is when a item of clothing get such a serious crease or a number of creases that can never be removed.

You take a slightly creased shirt from a bag, put it on and wear it for a whole day, then wear it to a disco that night. When you return home you roll it up and throw it on the ground. In the morning your shirt is officially "CBAR" or "Creased Beyond All Repair"

by Maristboyz212 December 7, 2010

At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards

Never gonna give you up.

"Ahoy, Jonnington, guess what?"
"What thou havest?"
"At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards"
"Ah, for the name of the dag in the nabbits, Richard Paul Easternley shan'teth release the lute scroll!"

by Hailiqou May 21, 2024

beyond febreze

When an odor is so dearly strong/odiferous it is beyond amelioration from an odor eliminating product. Also known as "Beyond Oust".

- guy walks into friend's apartment after a night of intense partying-
guy 1: Jesus Christ, is that vomit in between the couch?
guy 2: No, that's salsa, the puke is over there in the sink... and over in the closet... and in-
guy 1: Dude, this crap is beyond febreze

by Fizzle1234561 December 19, 2009