been been

way back or for a long time.

Yeah I know him. We been been!

by realspill December 15, 2015

I've Been Thinking

A phrase spoken by supervisors requiring workers to complete massive amounts of changes to a task near completion.

Hey man, Boss man just walked in my office and said "I've been thinking" about our original approach to the project.

by JayMoCrazy May 18, 2010

Bement

A force to be reckoned with. Awesomeness. The coolest last name in the world. Often referred to as future kings of the universe.

Man, those people are so powerful! They must be Bements.

by kirchina May 16, 2012

should have been a blowjob

A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag

Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.

by Elizabeth LB December 11, 2008

Bejengas

1. Huge breasts.

2. Surprisingly huge breasts

Boy1: Hey did you see the tits on her?

Boy2: BEJENGAS!

by stormstoppa July 25, 2009

BeenGay

Also known as astro-glide, a creamy substance commonly found in the lube aisle at Whole Foods, right next to the glueten free pasta.

Adam: Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the BeenGay?

Jonathan: I believe we might be sold out, but if we do have any left, it would be over there by the Tom's All Natural Shampoo Toothpaste.

by 312steve October 26, 2012

bedench

(Noun) pronounced Ba-Dench-a.)man-made bench to sit/sleep on when your wife/significant other is upset with you.b.) garage seat to sit upon whilst chilling.c.)padded seating apparatus typically used in a garage type setting.

My wife locked me out so I guess I'm sleeping on the Bedench tonight.

by Chuchiteeerup May 12, 2017