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Jacky boy Bennett

The top Sid lover, will always love Sid. And that will never change. may someday start a Sid cult to show his love and dedication
I hope to one day be a Siddy lover like Jacky Boy Bennett
by Bakewell December 29, 2021
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Darby and Bennett

the coolest couple alive. Bennett is amazing and is in love / longitude with Darby. Although Darby beat Bennett in squash, their athletic beef is always simmered when eating cookies together. Darby loves Bennett too, especially when he calls her at 4am to confess his love after a night out. Their relationship is better than yours will ever be so stay jealous and remember to always compare yourself to Darby and Bennett. Bennett is converting to Judaism because he finds it too annoying to take his cross off before committing sins. They enjoy watching movies together, but always end up too distracted to finish.
Woah I am so jealous of Darby and Bennett! I wish my relationship was that awesome.... instead I have an unathletic man with a small penis and Elmo boxers.
by doobymoobs444 October 23, 2022
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Bennett

1. A gentleman who is so deep in the closet he is finding Christmas presents. He is typically very sloppy when sober, and the sloppiest douche on the planet when intoxicated. Loyal, clumsy and quite a goon. He's the friend you talk about when he's not there, and talk about more when he is. Skillful in the art of picking up dudes and water-beast like women. He is also avid in the consumption of performance enhancing drugs. He checks you out when you work out with him.

2. Something that is generally complete faggotry

Synonyms: Rob, Rab
1. Man, that dude is so damned Bennett

2. That little faggot just knifed me, that's Bennett
by 23424534567 February 4, 2010
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Moll Bennett

A legend in the annels of Fenagh folklore. A Beauty of refined manners and good taste. She was reputed to be a vestal virgin till one Mim Scala of neighbouring Bagenalstown deflowered her in the dug outs of the football pitch.. In doing so he inadvertanly unleashed an insatiable appetite for cock to which she now will oblige any young man brave enough to venture to his STD riddled doom.......
OOOHH that Moll Bennett she gave me a horrid dose of the clap
by china man January 19, 2004
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Double Benetration

the act of having 2 or more bens participating in sexual favors with the opposite sex simultaneously. In many cases known to be overwhelming, and eventually causing a loss of self control leading to a romance explosion.
Sandy: "The two Bens I took home last night gave me great double Benetration. I now walk with a limp."
by Pineswood December 15, 2009
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Gordon Bennett

Originally used by Aristocratic satirists in the 17th century during stringent censorship to describe an act of parliament which was deemed truly unbelievable by free thinking liberalists
Parliament quoted on the housing and sanitary bill have passed the act of nobilty stating that only person's of nobile descent have rights to clean water and council grants. Reported by Gordon Bennet for the Daily Times
by Lauren Byjoves April 20, 2005
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Benetian

THIS IS A STEREOTYPE, AND EVERY PART OF THIS DEFINITION MAY NOT APPLY TO EACH INDIVIDUAL BENET ACADEMY STUDENT
A student of Benet Academy. Is a member of a large Irish family in the upper 10% income bracket. A student who puts little effort into school work but miraculously learns their school material and earns "superior" grades. A student who can read an entire novel several hours before a test on it, and still ace the test. A student whose parents buy them a Lexus ES330, a BMW 3-series, or a Ford Mustang GT for their 16th birthday, then wrecks the car several weeks later (or drives it into a pond). A student who drinks liquor and/or smokes marijuana on weekends yet passes a drug test after urinating on a cafeteria table. A student who may appear to be a nice person to all their fellow students, but in reality helps form cliques that exclude those classmates of theis who are less socially accepted due to their more reserved personalities or imperfect physical appearances. A student who is constantly fed left-wing political propaganda from teachers, and occasionally buys into it. A student who calls themself a Roman Catholic, but only goes to Mass when required to during the school year, and then spends the entire time socializing with nearby fellow Benetians and/or text messaging people. A student who does not appreciate the many privileges given to tem. A student who is always interested in other people's grades and test scores. A student who is always told that they'll succeed in life. A student of Caucasian or Asian lineage, who often make offensive jokes against African-American and Jewish people, simply because they can. A student who drives up to 35 mph over the posted speed limit in their school's parking lot. A student whose ACT score is in the 30s. A student who can get away with overt cheating on school work, as long as their parents are donating money to the school. A student who is occasionally ridiculed by public school students in nearby school districts. A son or daughter of a former Benetian.
Once again, this definition is a stereotype. If you are a Benetian and were personally offended by my definition, think about the truth in the stereotype I have provided.
"Benetians binge on multitudes of facts, theories, and ideas--solely to regurgitate them onto the next exam. All in the name of attaining a higher GPA and class rank."
--Gadfly 2/07
by NGD_OMEGA August 4, 2007
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