cher bollocks

means yeh right your talking bullshit mate, BASICALLY o_0

bullshitter 1:I just rolled and amazing spliff with only one hand and a bear
Answer :.....................CHER BOLLOCKS!!

by greeeeeeeeeeeebo November 15, 2004

dog's bullocks

great shit

dude 1:you're invited to the playboy party
dude 2:that's the dog's bullocks

by eugeni March 17, 2004

Bollocks

1)Meaning bad. 2) Except (and this is key) when used with the definite article, when it means good. 3) Also, a favourite use of mine is to call someone "Bertie Big Bollocks", ie someone who thinks they're better than they are, a conceited or arrogant person. Any male name beginning with B can be used instead, but there's just something inherently funny about Bertie.

1)"That tv show is bollocks" - it's bad.
2)"That tv show is THE bollocks" - it's good.
3)"I dunno, he scores one goal and he thinks he's Bertie Big Bollocks!"

by marty mcfly December 15, 2003

Bollocks

'The Dogs Bollocks' or just 'The Bollocks' does mean good but it has nothing to do with the dogs ability to lick its own. Rather if you follow an un doctored dog down the road you will see that its bollocks are quite prominant - hence the expression 'stands out like dogs balls' therfore 'The Dogs Bollocks' literally means 'outstanding' ie very good indeed.

That film about why dogs lick their own bollocks was the dogs bollocks, can't wait for it to come out on DVD so I can watch it again.

by Richard James King November 17, 2006

a load of old bollocks

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

bullocks

A young male cow, British slang meaning "Bullshit" or "non-sense", also used to man "Bully" or "enemy", and lastly, is used as an exclamatory for mistakes.

"Ye shall offer 2 newborn bullocks..."

"That's bloody Bullocks, no such word as alouicious!"

"The Gin-- Awww bullocks!"

by Eva 02 December 8, 2003

Bollocks

A word used when calling bs on someone for something they said but without them noticing thus avoiding an argument.

Girl 1: Im soo hott and perfect like oh em gee!

Guy 1. Bollocks!!!

by GutenTagFaust September 9, 2010