Jacking the beanstock

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

by gmhcubix August 25, 2016

we we can of beans

IT IS THE MAGICAL WORDS BIATCH

WE WE CAN OF BEANS BIATCH

by P3NGUING0D November 3, 2017

Blowing On The Beans

When a woman, or man, blows on the testicles of a man, or shemale, to make fart noises.

My bitch has been blowing on the beans lately, shit wild, nigga.

by PankStank June 2, 2018

Bush's Baked Beans

Bush's baked beans is a brand of canned beans that are considered by many as the best brand of canned beans on the market right now.

Friend 1: What kind of beans should we get for the sacrifice?
Friend 2: Bush's baked beans, they are the best.

by person3456789 February 27, 2020

Sweet Beans

Another way of saying 'cool.' Only to be used when it is EXTREMELY COOL.

Person 1: I got the tickets to the concert!
Person 2: Oh, Sweet Beans!

by Kate B. October 16, 2003

Piss and Beans

Adjective:
Very insignificant.
Something that doesn't do a whole lot, and really sucks.

"That sword does piss and beans for damage"
"My army is just piss and beans"
"I'll win easily, you're just piss and beans compared to me"
"Well...that did piss and beans"

by Patty Pat Pat January 9, 2009

Spill the beans

The inform some one of the truth, to let them know in honesty, have any one be told what they wish to hear.

After Sandra and Dave gave birth to a baby boy, Dave started to doubt his new born child. One night while Sandra was out playing bingo with the girlies, leaving Dave to take care for his new toddler. Sitting in his high chair being fed his supper, Dave asks, 'now son, come on spill the beans. Who is really your father?' And the beans went all over his face.

by Long Johns October 21, 2015