The act of attacking a stupid person (usually with a clue bat, clue-by-four, or LART) in hopes of beating a clue into them. Similar to 'assault and battery' but with the hopes of making the victim less stupid.
Luser: "I cant find the 'any' key!"
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*
by Darcin March 17, 2007
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During the period of the pre-transistor era, (45's-60's), portable vacuum tube radio receivers were produced requiring the use of 2 or 3 separate batteries. One of these batteries, the "a" battery, powered the filaments of the radio tubes. The other, called the "b" battery, powered the anode (plate) and cathode circuitry.
by WesternPALcS November 16, 2007
Get the b batteries mug.The act of lightly touching the tounge to the butthole. The reaction of the person receiving the act determines whether or not theres a positive charge. If the person jumps its a positive charge, if they have no reaction its a dead battery.
by Aldo Raine March 27, 2010
Get the Battery Test mug.1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.
2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.
2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Battery Mates mug.just starting to go out with someone...moved up from bench warmer to batter up...then 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc etc...
by *SoFaKiNg* April 19, 2004
Get the batter up mug.One who dedicates his/her life to strive for a better bate.
Not to be confused with Masturbator, a common Wanker.
Not to be confused with Masturbator, a common Wanker.
by Merkabian October 26, 2004
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