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dirt barber

A very sophisticated and intelligent man who cleans to the dirt at school.
He has big versions of the little tools barbers use.
This is known as a dirt barber.
Ma, who is the dirt barber, he is handsome. How do I get one?
by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025
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jt the barber

Usually enormous ears, suckad all the way out!
by Barbers anonymous December 21, 2016
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Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.
Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.
by Ghost See March 4, 2022
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barber

cool; heat; awesome; swag; above other(s); drip

seeing something that is super well put together, well thought out, or an expression
Ruby: damn his outfits hella tight, look how nicely it’s put together!

Tierney: forreal that shits barber asf
by Tierbey August 14, 2021
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Kahlee Maraea Barber

The happiest woman in the world, with her king Daniel by her side
She sat on his cock, and became forever his queen. Mrs Kahlee Maraea Barber to you now
by BLOWJOBQUEEN87 May 31, 2022
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g'd your barber

When your genitalia smells like the b82
Damn yo, who just g'd your barber
by Jimbles nontronbo March 28, 2014
mugGet the g'd your barbermug.

Mercy Barber

He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick
i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs
by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022
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