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balloonis

A pretense in presenting something as adequate simply because it has implied qualities that are meant to compensate for its obvious inadequacy.
This nouvelle cuisine crap is balloonis, just give me a double burger and a big gulp.
by Joe Physics July 29, 2004
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balloon room

A place where one gets high
whoa, your eyes are really red... did you just come from the balloon room or what?
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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Balloon Of Wisdom

It doesen't answer questions, it just KNOWS things. Has visions in the canteen at lunchtime so teachers think she is having an epileptic fit.
Candy Necklace of Wrath: What's Michelle doing?

Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!

Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.
by chestnutsumo85 February 25, 2009
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Balloonification

Silicone in everything. When an individual, usually famous in Hollywood or pornography, undergoes so many plastic surgery procedures that their features resemble balloons.
Shemale porn star Kimber James was pretty hot before she succumbed to balloonification.
by Tgirls December 30, 2011
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Balloon knot spot

Much like a blood spot that a woman gets on her pants during her period, the balloon knot spot is when a man's ass begins to bleed after too much anal sex and a blood spot is visible through his pants around his anus.
Steve: Hey Lance, you better change your pants again.

Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?

Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!
by Ballsackreligious March 13, 2013
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Balloon Fish

A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.

Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.

If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
The Balloon Fish never got to produce the gold it needed to survive.
by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013
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balloon pet

I beat up her balloon pet with my tongue
by NutraMorph August 13, 2019
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