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Bald Solid

A man who embraces the fact he is bald, is proud to be bald, and wears the bald well. Also can refer to a man who is going bald and decides to shave all the hair off instead.
Person 1: "Man that guy is losing all his hair, sucks to be him."
Person 2: "What's the problem??"
Person 1: "I'd be really upset if I were him."
Person 2: "Not me. I'd be bald solid. I'd shave it all off for everyone to see."
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right! If I ever go bald I want to be bald solid too!"
by Littlebear45177 September 5, 2013
mugGet the Bald Solidmug.

Bald Cancer

Bald cancer is another Italian douchbag in school, who is the same Italian as bald Childe but more cancerous
Person 1: where’s bald Childe?
Person 2: you also meant bald cancer
by Kai Wreck Things March 27, 2021
mugGet the Bald Cancermug.

Sports Bald

To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.
Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.
by Lesley6633 January 6, 2008
mugGet the Sports Baldmug.

bald kork

AN AMAZING TIK TOKER WHO DESERVES THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHHAHA
bald kork:caca-kun UwU *comes*
by caca-kun official January 19, 2021
mugGet the bald korkmug.

Bald Dog

A bald, floppy, semi-flaccid penis. Usually the post nut, semi-chub.
She kept on wanking my bald dog after I blew nut.

I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.

My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
mugGet the Bald Dogmug.

Bald Karen

A Bald Karen is a man-karen that doesn’t have enough hair to be a Ken. It’s more like a Dave. Bald Karens eat at Schlotsky’s and own small fluffy white dogs. When they complain to the manager, they do it in a nice midwestern-y kind of way.
Hey, girl, did you see that Bald Karen over there complaining to the manager, but being too nice about it? That’s a red flag. You know what I’m talmbout?
by BadAtty June 3, 2022
mugGet the Bald Karenmug.

bald people

The group of people who have very shiny heads and get smacked alot
Person number1: Yo did you see that group of bald people!
Person number 2: Yeah Man! I want to smack their heads!
Person number 1: Let's Go!
by Nobuu August 28, 2020
mugGet the bald peoplemug.

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