A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.
Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.
by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017
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Get the Bald Baconator mug.A Bald Karen is a man-karen that doesn’t have enough hair to be a Ken. It’s more like a Dave. Bald Karens eat at Schlotsky’s and own small fluffy white dogs. When they complain to the manager, they do it in a nice midwestern-y kind of way.
Hey, girl, did you see that Bald Karen over there complaining to the manager, but being too nice about it? That’s a red flag. You know what I’m talmbout?
by BadAtty June 3, 2022
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I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.
My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.
My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Get the Bald Dog mug.To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.
Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.
by Lesley6633 January 6, 2008
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Get the bald kork mug.Person number1: Yo did you see that group of bald people!
Person number 2: Yeah Man! I want to smack their heads!
Person number 1: Let's Go!
Person number 2: Yeah Man! I want to smack their heads!
Person number 1: Let's Go!
by Nobuu August 28, 2020
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