Not even that fucking good
"After morning sex"
Gf: Hey babe want Bacon for breakfast?
Bf: Hell nah that shits nastier then your pussy
"Gf brakes up with him"
Gf: Hey babe want Bacon for breakfast?
Bf: Hell nah that shits nastier then your pussy
"Gf brakes up with him"
by Niggerfan69 May 7, 2019
Get the Baconmug. "Baconator" refers to somebody who has curly or wavy red hair. Usually a dark red/brownish shade. This hair style is referred to as "Baconator" because it resembles bacon. It in no way relates to Wendy's Baconator burger.
Person 1: Whats up, Baconator?
Person 2: Um... whats that supposed to mean?
Person 1: Your hair looks like bacon. Baconator.
Person 2: Um... whats that supposed to mean?
Person 1: Your hair looks like bacon. Baconator.
by 50640 May 25, 2010
Get the Baconatormug. by Abigroundaapplause September 6, 2016
Get the Baconmug. Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
by HJIL December 4, 2017
Get the Baconmug. The best thing in the world... besides electricity :3
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.
by xRavenx January 7, 2014
Get the Baconmug. Proof that Satan exists, as nothing so cute as a piglet deserves to be made into something so delicious.
by G-Stripe September 17, 2016
Get the Baconmug. A weird add-on to make a sentence more awkward, especially if you are talking to someone you make uncomfortable
by Awwzii February 26, 2020
Get the Iggy Bacon Baconmug.