Bachelor Dad

Everything a father would do and be like minus the wife and kids.
Julia: “Wow look at how great Tim is with our kids and dog, I can’t believe he doesn’t have his own family.
Tim: “Yeah, he’s a great bachelor dad.”
by TimArmstrong March 13, 2021
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Gentleman Bachelor

Another word for a gay man. Especially one that stays a bachelor to “focus on work.” He may or may not have a close “coworker.”
“Why did Uncle Billy bring his friend Larry to the family reunion?”
“Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”
by izaruru May 30, 2023
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ass bachelor

A man who has never been on the receiving end of anal sex.
No, you cannot fuck me in the ass. I am an ass bachelor.
by m 0'nuillian December 09, 2015
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Bachelore

Tall tales of people who graduated from college but never got their Masters or Phd.
Naked girls covered in chocolate frosting, and other Bachelore made me understand why Gary became a campus cook instead of pursuing his Masters.
by D. Goode August 02, 2016
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Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.
"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"
by AJCrowley July 24, 2019
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1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.
- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
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The Bachelor

This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.

Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.
Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
by fuelledbysatan August 15, 2019
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