baby

disgusting humans that came because to straight people decide they were hungry

Dave: im hungry
Charlotte: wanna have a baby?

by queerqueef May 28, 2021

Baby

Little alimentary canals with zero responsibility.

John Doe is like a baby - all he does is eat and sleep.

by Khechomuni September 17, 2017

baby

baby a cute word to define small living things or a nickname for your partner.

Baby did you broke my PS5?!

by Someone... that hate you! February 15, 2021

baby

Someone who is really messy and spills everything

My baby is a mess, she can't eat her food properly

by loverboy133 January 9, 2015

Baby

An evil, evil thing. A destroyer of worlds, the great Abyss. The Original Sin. When you see a baby on the street, pull out your cross, and run. When you see a baby in the park, in a coffee shop, or anywhere for that matter, you karate chop that motherfuckef into oblivion. For a baby is a thing to be feared and terrified of, not to happy of and worshipped.

Dear God! It's a fucking baby!

by Carroll Creedon November 25, 2021

baby

A little piece of human flesh that needs nutrients, attention and diapers just to shit, pee and cry

Greg: my baby is useless
Greg 2: I strongly agree with you

by Destroyer of babies September 19, 2021

baby

meal that can be eaten

Babies for breakfast!

by i eat babies February 3, 2003