Blind Friend Date

Meeting a friend of a friend for the first time 1 on 1. A blind friend date is set up by a mutual friend who does not for some reason attend the actual meeting to introduce the two people.

"I have a blind friend date on Friday with Abby's college friend - I hope its not too awkward"

by littleninja13 April 22, 2010

blind unicorn

A man places his smooth balls over each eye of a man or woman with an erect pens protruding off the forehead of said man or woman, creating the illusion of a unicorn with weird testicle (blind) eyes. Usually includes variations with another man receiving fellatio simultaneously from the "blind unicorn"/willing victim!

Wow! They really made her/him into a blind unicorn, during that threesome!

by Gary Urbo December 13, 2018

Blind pirate

When preforming a man on top style 69 and throat punches her so hard his balls give her two black eyes, similtaneously!

"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"

by jake_ace_22 March 28, 2019

Blind nipple

When a girls areola and nipple are the same color as their skin tone.

I was with this chick last night and she took off her shirt, wouldn't you know it, THE BLIND NIPPLE!!! You couldn't tell if she had nipples or not.

by Aaron-n-Stacy August 4, 2017

blind love

being in love with someone based on their personality, rather than looks.

"Dude she's so ugly!"
"Well we have a blind love"

by jraecool98 June 9, 2012

Blind Pig

An illegal keg party where admission is charged.

Dude, we need your three bucks for that keg stand.

Dude, my fraternity was busted for a blind pig party last night.

by Nicole January 17, 2004

blind penguin

The sexual act of punching a woman in the breast causing her to rub them much like a penguin flapping its wings. Then ejaculate in her eye causing her to lose her vision.

Nate: hey baby lets try the blind penguin

Becky: Sure!!! What's that?

Darrin: Let's both punch her in the tit.

Becky: OH baby I can't wait

Patrick: I'll shoot it in her eyes then that bitch will be blind.

by Twatopussy March 6, 2009