frontal atomic wedgie

when the front of your undies are pulled over your head. Hard for this to happen but it does.

I am in 9th grade and my older bro came home. he took me to school and he saw some of his old friends. him and his friends gathered around me and started to give me wedgies. they then stuffed me back into the car and took me home. my mom wasn't home so they called in to say that i was sick. at home they gave me a hanging wedgie, a propeller wedgie, a jock lock wedgie, a shoulder wedgie, a melvin, a mervin, a normal, an atomic, and to top it off they gave me a frontal atomic wedgie!!! damn that hurt and then they started to kick me in the balls! did i mention that my bro is 23 and his friends are 18 and 19. That was the worst time especially the frontal atomic wedgie

by hoaid;falkdsjfpoaeij April 1, 2007

atomic shakeweight

Giving such an agressive handjob that you snap their dick off like a celery stalk.

Brenda: Dude, Timmy is in the ER. I gave him a serious atomic shakeweight.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

atomic

Used to expand a phrase, meaning a devastating experience of epic proportions from which nothing is salvageable.

1. What an atomic waste of time!
2. George just got an atomic wedgie.

by Martin December 15, 2003

atomic bug drop

An even more serious form of a bug drop in which one wih swamp ass sits on somebody else's face and proceeds to drop a log.

Steve was being such a tool, so I decided to atomic bug drop him while he was asleep.

by T-REX! May 19, 2004

atomicmpc

atomic-mpc / - a·tom·ic - m·p·c /. n. 1. magazine; topic being computers; hardware and / or software. 2. a magazine containing articles; reviews or opinion; containing either or both fact or theory.

1. magazine; topic being computers; hardware and / or software. 2. a magazine containing articles; reviews or opinion; containing either or both fact or theory. 3. You people put atomic-mpc to shame.

by pes May 27, 2003

atomic wedgie

A wedgie that is pulled over the head, thus creating pain in the balls and anal swelling, sometimes bleeding. An adminesterer of the atomic wedgie needs strength, arms or legs (to pull up underwear), eyes (to see where the underwear is), a sense of humor, and life. Victim of said wedgie only needs underwear on, a buttcrack, and a head. It is more enjoyable to the admineresterer, however, if the victim has life, the ability to scream, cry, wet pants, and not be strong at all.

Victim: (Underwear stretched out about 3 feet) "Mommy! Mommy! At school there were these big kids that gave me an atomic wedgie! They picked me up and I cried and they grabbed my undies and they dropped me and I dangled from 'em and they stetched 'em over my head and taped the elastic to my chin and I ran and hit a wall and cried and then they picked me up and tore a hole in my undies and hung me from the wall by it and they laughed and I pee-peed in my pants really hard and it hit one of 'em in the face and they got me off the wall and held me down and kicked me between the legs and I cried!!!
Victims Mom: "Now, you're old enough to fight your own battles, sweety!"

by Mbleh October 23, 2007

atomic wedgie

A wedgie that go's over you're head

I was staying at my friends house for a sleppover with 9 of my other friends.We were playing truth or dare when it came to me I said DARE.Then they said i had to do wat ever they said for the hole night.They gave me every wedgie there was the atomic wedgie was the wrost.Then they said when i got a boner they would take photos of it

by saintsrock26 February 17, 2007