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Assbandit

A member of a loser gang on xvi who pretty much spends his whole day with his thumb up his ass thinking of how to be cooler than the rival gang "The Drunken Monkeys"..... too bad that will never happen.
The Assbandits private message me asking me to stop making fun other them.
by Drunken Monkey Queen April 11, 2003
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Assman

A person who pours the ass( last sip or two) of a beer on his/her head.

Can also be a person who pours an entire beer on his head.
Dude!, I'm the assman!
by lardawg May 3, 2009
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AssVandal

An AssVandal is One who destroys anothers Asshole, usually by use of a Penis or Dildo.
He destroyed that guys Asshole with the mastery of an AssVandal.
by Pocko7 September 4, 2022
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AssVandal

An AssVandal is One who destroys anothers Asshole, usually by use of a Penis or Dildo.
He destroyed that guys Asshole with the mastery of an AssVandal.
by Pocko7 September 4, 2022
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asspanic

Excessive worry about one's body or appearance, especially before a social engagement.

Any frenzied hurry related to inconsequential details in one's appearance.
Realizing his white shell-toes had a fat scuff in them on the way to a date, Roland burst out in an asspanic.

In her reflection off a parked car, Sally noticed her new blouse made her boobs look small and flew into an asspanic about her job interview.
by Somnambulator September 13, 2007
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Assanitting

dood, guitar hero is SO assanitting rock band atm.
by ubercorpreal May 31, 2009
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