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assberet

A more pretentious version of an asshat, often accompanied by an ironic moustache, rapist glasses, a general hipster-like demeanor, or in extreme cases a combination of all three.
Kiki's assberet of a boyfriend won't stop sermonizing about how he liked those Chilean miners more when they were still underground.
by KikisBoyfriend November 21, 2010
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Assbutt

A stupid name that sounds slightly nicer than calling someone an ass.
"Hey assbutt"
by Helloassbutt0101 July 21, 2018
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Assburger

The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.

What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.

An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)

Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?

or

Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
by carebear12345 September 19, 2009
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Assblaster

One who blasts ass, also must be a Canadian. Derogatory.
Man, that Canadian assblaster keeps misspelling things.
by YDNAANDY May 16, 2009
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Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism

The theology behind when an attractive female has good ass and boob jiggle, with excessive heat radiating from here clitoris and minor outlaying regions.
Damn homie, look at that bitch. She's got some crazy Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism goin' on.

or

She looks like a Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationistic bitch!
by J-HO & MOE January 3, 2008
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assbroccoli

Excessive body hair growing on the gluteal region of males.
Your assbroccoli is truly Guinness-Book-of-World-Records worthy.
by Ragafin April 4, 2003
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assbath

to line up the ass hole directly on a person's nose and to sit down abruptly while the person is sleeping, high, or being held down by other people.
Dude hold down Kip and i'll give him an assbath!
by George W. Bush April 24, 2003
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