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Arkansas Ark n’ Ass

When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex
Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Arkansas Toothpick

Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.
“Man, Tracy got drunk and wanted an Arkansas toothpick last night. Cops showed up.”
by Jimmy The Clown March 14, 2022
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Arkansas Spear Tipping

pointed and sharp. Two tribesman in frog position warlike stances proceed to bounce n'fuck as their springing into action with their hind legs. One's dick is getting rammed up tight in the anus that it explodes with fiery burst of anal juices and white fluids, when the stream flows out the 2nd partner sprawls out with his mouth wide open chugging the waterfall of steamy turd-cum.
"blah dude take a look on top of those boulders those mountain hermits going at the Arkansas Spear Tipping I told you about."
"I think we can try that"

"Bro... you're totally right"
by Danger There Is Slang February 15, 2022
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by alakandel September 28, 2022
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Arkansas Merry-go-round

When a yankee raw dawgs a southern hillbilly finishing with a cream pie. The hillbilly chic then mounts the northerners face riding it like a bucking bronco forcing the dude to east her nasty baby badder.
Dang! Tina gave old boy an Arkansas Merry-go-round after the 4H show at the fair grounds!
by Gay4Clents October 14, 2022
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Arkansased

Pronounced Ar-kan-sawed

To be obviously murdered but officials and the news report the case as a suicide. Often these strange occurances are linked to powerful politicians.
"I heard a member of their cabinet committed suicide?"

"Yeah, he shot himself in the back with a shotgun then hanged himself from a tree with his arms tied behind his back."
"Oh, they Arkansased him?"
by Dr. Hoffman's First Trip April 11, 2023
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Arkansas stunner

When you are standing 69ing with someone and right after the one standing cums in the other ones mouth you slam their head into the ground such as Stone Cold Steve Austin's "Stone Cold Stunner"
Dude I gave this stupid whore the Arkansas Stunner last night after the bars.
by Ughyeahshop August 3, 2023
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