anus meat

The meat around anus that sometimes plays peek a boo during constipation or a very big bowel movement.

Greg was taking a very large dump and he felt his anus meat drag the toilet water.

anus meat by Aprince1984 December 6, 2016

Anus gravy

When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.

Anus gravy by InternetSlangPhD January 3, 2021

Anus blasted 

A thrust so hard that it literally feels like a bomb exploded in your anus. Blood is likely to start flowing.

"Dude have you seen Jenny today?" " No, I heard she got anus blasted by Andrew last night." "Oh, damn."

Anus blasted by SwaggleBagger March 14, 2015

anus cheese

when a cow's utter spills milk inside your anus and you got butter all up in your butthole and you proceed to shake around, creating anus cheese.

Dude, a cow just spilled milk in my anus and i sat on a stick of butter. Im going to create anus cheese! who wants a sandwich?

anus cheese by hottiepants20000 March 7, 2010

anus pounder 

homosexual, faggot, butt pirate, anyone named Steven

My boyfiend dumped me to be an anus pounder.

anus pounder by Amy Basil November 14, 2006

anus baby 

simply a baby that pops out of your anus without warning

person 1: holy crap! that baby just came out of my ass hole!!!

person 2: it's called an anus baby.

anus baby by bananuhh woe!man April 25, 2011

Anus sucker 

A person who sucks Anus

"Hey Julie get your white ass over her and suck my anus, you Anus Sucker"

Anus sucker by mrnormalguy101 March 27, 2008