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Angle raped

1. Particularly with respect to girls; when a girl looks as though she would be a legitimate fuck but you are only offered an angle grotesquely misrepresenting the final product, i.e., the booty call experience.

2. The effect caused by watching a picture of a girl not taken in direct sunlight, showing all of her naked body.
"Dude, I got angle raped yesterday! I called this bitch I had been flirting with on facebook. Her pic managed to conceal what should've been written on her forehead. Namely: FAT CUNT! And duuude, the girl had stretch marks like a thirty year old to boot!"
by Oldfaggot July 3, 2009
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the angles

The Angles:

Only a shot of the face, a shot of the ass, a shot of the mouth, a shot of the eyes.
“There is no full picture”

All the ugly girls at myspace have this!!!
Dude 1- Dude look at this chick she is hot!!!
Dude 2- Dude she’s got the angles, you know... “The angles” all the ugly chicks at myspace have that, there is no full picture!
by joshi July 28, 2008
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AngieDoll

one who is like no other. Alpha Female. Queen Seductress. Basically that one girl that who thinks the world revolves around her.
Damn boy, don't mess with AngieDoll, You Can't handle that!
by Stellarette May 10, 2007
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angledopper

Someone who looks like someone else, but only when viewed from a certain angle.
I saw Chris Evans' angledopper at the restaurant last night.
by BJ33196 August 11, 2011
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Myspace angle ego-fatness complex

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
by Thorrr September 22, 2010
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angle of the dangle

the angle of the dangle is proportional to the mass of the ass if the heat of the meat is constant.
x (angle of the dangle) = y (mass of ass)/k (heat of meat)

k is the constant.

angle of the dangle hard on cockjunk package
by jackhammer111 December 2, 2010
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Karen Angle

The ex-wife of Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle. She was involved in a storyline with Kurt and Sting in which she claimed Sting slapped her. She was also the valet of Samoa Joe, but then she betrayed him and went back to Kurt. Her biggest storyline was a love triangle with Kurt and AJ Styles. She ended up with AJ at the end of the feud and "seperated" from Kurt. She had a talk show on TNA called "Karen's Angle", but it was cancelled after Karen revealed that she and Kurt really did get a divorce and that she was leaving TNA to be with her kids.
"Oh my gosh, did you see the outfit that Karen Angle was wearing last weak? It was so cute!"
by Mellophonegirl123 April 26, 2009
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