An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.
DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."
ALISSA: "oH nOs."
ALISSA: "oH nOs."
by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019
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President Trump told us he was researching using bleach in the human body to kill Coronavirus. The next day he gave some bullshit alternative factsplanation that he “was being sarcastic.”
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Alter-ERO-philia
Loving affection towards one's alternate self (other self) and/or Alter ego of one's own inner and outer being.
Loving affection towards one's alternate self (other self) and/or Alter ego of one's own inner and outer being.
Jenny says her opposite grnder alter ego Qarlton is very attractive. I think she may be an Altererophilia.
by M. Mio August 6, 2021
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Person 1: "I'm gonna try alternutting"
Person 2: "That's risky bro. What if you nut on the gay porn instead of lesbian because you didn't switch in time?"
Person 1: *unzips pants, proceeds to alternut*
Person 2: "That's risky bro. What if you nut on the gay porn instead of lesbian because you didn't switch in time?"
Person 1: *unzips pants, proceeds to alternut*
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