Alfie Tran

A term to describe someone with a long, girthy, veiny, black penis. Someone that will not hesitate to slap you across the mouth with his cock.

Oh, that alfie tran last night dug up my insides like an ice cream scoop! My gosh

by Dumpring Soup August 20, 2020

Alfie

The replen warrior

Is he the best at replen yes he is the Alfie

by Replen man June 12, 2022

alfie

crudding legend

Mia: Ugh I hate Alfie.
Alfie: Suck your mum you fat slag.
Weirdos: OOOOOOOOHHHH

by DejiIsHot October 26, 2020

Alfie

A fucking pussy with blond hair

Alfie is a cunt

by Declan antony ogara January 5, 2022

Alfie

An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it

The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger

Friend: that spider is very small

Alfie: yes like my cock

Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up

by Viperanusball November 25, 2021

Alfie

Alfie is a disgusting, vulgar, scum of the earth flatmate whose needs putting up against a wall and shooting because why is he so grim and dirty. Can’t live in peace with this bigot. He is a family fiddler heard he chose to go an inch forward into his mum and also an inch back into his dad.

Person 1: How are your new flatmates ?

Person 2: he’s so disgusting he’s such an Alfie

by Lydia xox February 2, 2024

Alfie Adams

The potential love of my life

I am dreaming about Alfie Adams

by qwertmnbvcyuiopxzlkjasdfgh December 3, 2024