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Adoptive sympathy

1. When a child is adopted, EVERYONE has problems. The adoptee, the birthfamily, and...believe it or not, the adoptive family. The adoptive family is happy about adopting, don't get me wrong. But when you have "BABY STEALER!" and "YOUR NOT MY REAL PARENTS!" thrown in your face all day, you wonder why you didn't just try for a biological offspring.

2. Developing pregnancy symptoms when you are waiting for your adoptive child to come to your house. This is actually quite rare, and is not directly caused by adopting. If your desicsion to adopt is supported by friends and relitaves of the baby, you will probably not get it. This is actually caused by the stress of dealing with anti-adoption freaks and feeling like you arent a worthy parent because you didn't give birth to the child you are going to raise.
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Sally: Everyone suffers from adoption exept the adoptive family, because they have NO PROBLEMS while the other two triads are suffering.
Sue: Shut up. You don't know how it feels to get called a baby stealer and a fake mom all day.
Sally: So you deserve to feal bad, baby stealer.

2. Adoptive sympathy is no pleasent experience. But its worth adopting a child.

3. Adoptive parents need to say bye to their reputation and say hello to "fake" parenting.
by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010
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Adaptabot

"A living organism thats main purpose is to leech off the likings of others to create self identity"
why does sarah have to like the same shit as me
she is such an adaptabot
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Late Adopter

Someone scared to adopt new trends. They usually end up getting into them three months before they end. The term is mainly used in the realm of technology, but can also be used in relation to fashion, music, or anything else that trends.
Average Joe: You know Lucy? She finally bought a pair of distressed jeans.
Fashionista: OMG! Is she serious? They are totally on the way out now!
Average Joe: Yeah. She's a pretty late adopter.
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your adopted

when your a fat ugly disgrace and are wanted my some old rich white people. PS, SUCK YA MUM
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Adept Fucking Wizard

When playing a game online and there is a kid who is extremely laggy and appears to teleport from place to place.
Kid 1 - I need help i cant kill this guy

Kid 2 - Every time i shoot him he disappears!!! He is super laggy!!

Kid 1 - God damn adept fucking wizard!!!!!
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adortion

to look at with extreme like or affection
he looked at you with face of adortion.
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adaption

How not to spell adaptation. Most commonly used by die hard knick fans.
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