Pro-Abortion

One step beyond pro-choice. Polar opposite of pro-life. Origin: I hate sharing my shit with my younger siblings. I wish those bastards would have been aborted.

mom-"Share your shit with your brother, boy"
me-"God I wish you would have fallen down the stairs."

by AdamH April 1, 2005

abortion

removal of fetal cells from a woman's uterus.

Until a fetus is old enough to survive outside the body of its mother, it is not really a separate life and is little more than a parasite. Abortion is construed by some as murder, but is really such a tough decision that it ought to be left to the mother, and to no one else. Abortion should not be used as a form of birth control in and of itself, but ought to be acceptable in instances of rape, failed contraceptives, fetal disease, or a life-threatening pregnancy.
And to all the pro-lifers: abortion only stops a beating heart if you wait long enough for the heart to develop. No one is forcing the pro-lifers to get abortions, yet they wish to force everyone not to...
Keep pregnancy curable!

by Child Hatter May 13, 2003

Drano Margarita Abortion

The cheapest, classiest way to induce early termination of an unwanted pregnancy. Make a margarita, and add 1/2 cap of drano for every two weeks she has been pregnant.

Kevin B: Damn, Sheila says she is pregnant, and she is too religious to get that little bastard sucked out.

Bart: Looks like that bitch is beggin for the old Drano Margarita Abortion.

Kevin B: Does it work?

Bart: 60% of the time, it works every time. Its a family tradition going back to my fillandering grandfather.

Kevin B: You are full of magical ideas my friend.

by The Solution April 5, 2008

Indian Abortion

An "Indian Abortion" is performed when an unexcited Indian brave pushes his pregnant squaw down the stairs.

Edgar Spotted Bear was not very happy when he found out that one crazy night in the sweat lodge with Jonnie Squatting Dog yielded a soon to come papoose. Romulus Rides at the Door told Edgar that only solution was to take Jonnie up to the top step of the bleachers and perform and "Indian Abortion."

by SweetBankNative July 5, 2010

abortion

1) A premature termination of a pregnancy
2) Something Republicans blindly oppose

Jennifer, having considered all her options, decided that getting an abortion was better than forcing her child to live with a degenerative disease.

by Lady Pain January 12, 2007

Abortion Shower

Used when just saying "thats fucked up" isnt enough for such a disturbing situation or idea.

Id rather go to an abortion shower than a Justin Bieber concert.

by fluent January 31, 2014

Life Abortion

Life Abortion

- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Sloe Gin
- 1 part Malibu
- 1 part Absolut Mandarin
- 1/2 part O.J.

Directions:
Make in batch serve as shots.

Result:
You get crunk.

Occasion:
Weddings, Bachelor/Bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.

Went to the bar for my cousins bachelor party and we drank Life Abortions© all night.

by c0ck r0cka October 24, 2008