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quake the pool

When you and a group of people decide that the pool is too calm and you all jump in the pool making big splashes while playing “quake the pool” by DJQWON on YouTube or SoundCloud
Friend 1: Y’all tryna quake the pool
Friend 2: hell yeah
Friend 1: someone play the song so I can quake the pool
by Salty_ May 19, 2019
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pool towel

The act of butt flossing with a pool float while someone shits on your face.
The YMCA pool is closed today due to last week's Pool Toweling incident.
by jayrodmurderface June 7, 2017
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Jizz pool

A small ammount of semen that forms a pool in ones navel. Common practice amongst navel fethishists. One can be made easily by masturbating while laying down.
Dude, this chick I was banging last night had a super sexy belly button. So when I pulled out, I gave her a jizz pool.
by £low January 10, 2014
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pool-anal

The act of engaging in the hind-grind (aka bum-love) while submerged in a chlorinated tank designed for swimming. Also known in Britain as hydrobuggery.
"While it may be reasonable to hypothesize water as a substitute for lubricant, numerous peer-reviewed research articles as well as personal anecdotal evidence from my girlfriend confirms that pool-anal is more exciting in theory than in practice."
by YaBoyHunter May 29, 2015
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Pool Goggling

Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.
I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
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pOoL bEeL

Literally the best most amazing person of all time and will be forever
NAHHHHHHH pOoL bEeL is just the most amazing wonderful person ever
by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021
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pools open

what a woman says when she is ready to get pregnant; relating to how sperm "swims"
lady 1: when are you ever going to have a baby?
lady 2: well, pools open.
by owenthekid May 11, 2016
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