23rd jan

The day where if you simp on someone whos name begins with j g r k l or m you have to ask yhem out or explain how much they mean to you

"Hey uhhm ye ok liz? I wanna ask you something"
"Ye whats up dan?"
"So you know how its 23rd jan would you idk wanna go out sometime"
"uhh fine bc its 23rd jan and just dont be boasting bc idk if i like you , you seem sweet so ok

by Not_drunk74 January 22, 2021

jan markus

This is a rather rare Norwegian name. A Jan Markus is usually one that looks like he has been dragged out of a pigs arse. People often think they smell really bad and his crooked smile often causes girls to faint because they are horrified. His nose usually resembles the shape of a BBD.

Man he's such a Jan Markus. Damn.

by lol9786386 April 18, 2018

Jan 9

National steal a kidney day.

Bro 1:how do you have 200 kidneys? Bro2:It is jan 9, stole a kidney day.

by Kamalvok January 6, 2022

Dirty Jan

Going to fitting room and trying on lingerie and returning it to the traumatised staff without buying.

Josie - Just had the grossest thing happen to me
Vinny - what is it?

Josie - Just got dirty Janned at work
Vinny - that's fucked

by Vinylz9999 February 14, 2019

jan 8

A universe filled with only 8 people named Jan

Homie: damn have you been to jan 8
Other homie: nah bruh, heard dems all ugly

by TomatooJuicee January 8, 2020

Jan Visi

A fictional country of autistic railfans worshipping potatoes and trains.

Hey, are you from Jan Visi? Do you like to eat potatoes and ride trains?

by wyl12 November 25, 2022

Jis jan

The word jis jan Literally means riding plate, but it is made into a meme by Zin 2 BC Zin who is a law breaker.

So, jis jan is a meme that means riding something going somewhere but in a meme way.

ZinII: hey lets hangout!
BcZin: ride what?
ZinII: ejui jis jan moa.

Translated by: fantastic fart

by Fantastic fart November 11, 2019