spiffy mints

n. (pronouciation: spifee mihnts) Mints that are considered spiffy, usually Myntz! brand.

Any mints that are placed in a Myntz! brand box OR are in possession of Koko Notakii, creator of Spiffy Mints, are immediately considered Spiffy Mints.

It can also be used as an exclamation.

Koko: Want a spiffy mint?
Mintless Person: Sure!

OR...

Koko: I like goldfish.
Random Follower of the Mint: SPIFFY MINTS!

by hellointerloper May 22, 2006

mint tits

A combination of the word 'Mint', from the Geordie dialect (Newcastle upon Tyne, England) used to describe things as "great/awesome/impressive", with the popular word 'Tits', used to describe a woman's breasts.

'Mint Tits' is used to describe a fantastic or super awesome pair of breasts. You can also use the term Titties'.

"Did you see that lass on the beach today? Wearing the white bikini... She had mint tits"

"Wow!! Dem some Mint Titties!!"

by Larry2017 August 10, 2017

Mint Twerk

When you fucking a girl and push a breath mint up her arsehole, the minty sensation then causes her little starfish to twitch and spasm uncontrollably either causing her to start twerking or loose control of her bowels and shit herself.

I was fucking this girl last week and pulled a mint twerk on her, thankfully she didn’t shit herself and all that twitching made me blow my load up her!

by Gooser April 5, 2020

Dirty Mint

Chewing strong mint gum and then licking your partners naughty areas for a winter refresh chill.

Have you ever heard of a Dirty Mint!?I’ll buy some mint gum so we can have some fun later!

by supershadysun June 3, 2021

Fricking mint

for those who like to keep it PG, used to describe the legittiest of things

girl 1: alice lost her virginity to a trash can

group: fricking mint

by nipolio December 21, 2019

Gorilla Mint

A nickname for Newport Cigarettes, because it is the brand of smokes most preferred by Thuggies in the ghetto.

Black people like to smoke menthol (mint) flavored cigarettes over regular tobacco.

Yo lemme get a pack of Gorilla Mints.

by Stevie Staxwellhouse December 11, 2009

junior mints

Candy which is composed of a creamy, mint-flavored goo covered in solid chocolate.

Junior Mints kinda look like bird shit.

by Dok April 16, 2005