Faris Ziadat

Fariz Ziadat is the most perfect person you will ever meet in your life. His bluey - green eyes light up a room, his looks make people FAINT, yes, FAINT. He is super athletic and really good at basketball, and he is super smart he even has a scholarship! Now I know what ur thinking, "OMG he sounds pERFECT!" and he is but he belongs to ME.

Person 1: OMG he's so cute what's his name?
Person 2: His name is Faris. And I KNOW!
Person 3: He's not only a Faris, but he's also a Faris Ziadat!
Person202: He's mine.

by Person202 (ikyk) February 8, 2020

invade New Zealand

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.

Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.

by AnonJudicator October 20, 2009

Old Zealand

Better written as Nieuw Zeeland, this country was named after Zeeland in the Netherlands by Abel Tasman, the first European explorer to reach it. Tasmania was named after this guy.

That's where the old Zealand was, in case you were wondering.

"Hey, Tasman! Wat dat eiland u is?"
"Het is een prachtige plaats! Ik ga het Nieuw Zeeland "

by Tomaso April 16, 2005

Zeyda

Everyone wants to wife her up but no one can. Great sense of humor. Always making everyone laugh. Biggest cry baby. A baddie!! The indigenous kind.

Look at Zeyda, she glows like the sun.

by Okayden99 January 30, 2020

new zealand

A country made up of multiple island, mainly 2 large ones, and, yes, many too politically correct whingers! New Zealand is NOT a democracy, by the way, and it has too many MPs, who are paid too much of taxpayers money so they can go skiing in Europe every winter and sunbathe in Tahiti every summer. It also has the highest rate of youth suicide and child abuse. The prime minister is commonly thought of as a female, but there are serious doubts about that...

I'm Helen Clark, not so sure what sex I am, but I know I've got balls!

by Trevor Mallard is a Fat-head April 4, 2005

Mediocre Zelda

Playing any Zelda game with as many hearts containers, fairies and various other items you can find to make the game as simple and easy as possible.

Robert's Mediocre Zelda run wasn't THAT impressive, every has done that by now.

by synema March 21, 2009

New Zealand

Am I the only one here who realizes that "New Zealand" is a pristine word, not adapted or mutilated at ALL? Sheeyut, it's a concrete geographical area.

Nu Zizzle is an example of what "New Zealand" would like, were it actually slang.

by Susurrus April 9, 2005