Womanhood

The fleshy hood covering the clitoris.

1. Medically speaking, sometimes a womanhood covers more of a clitoris than others do.

2. As an accomplished master in the art of cunnilingus, Jacob knew how to slide back the womanhood with his tongue and work the clit like crazy.

by Ranger Rickiedickiedoo August 25, 2009

woman

The opposite of man

woman give birth

by manIIItyranny May 9, 2022

lap dog woman

A short, "spunky" or "perky" woman who wears high heels to compensate for her inferior height, wears power suits, always has a cell phone against her ear, and talks about her great corporate job. Lap dog women are usually thin (but can be chunky), are "cute," and always say that everything else is cute ie "that skirt is soooo CUTE!" Lap dog women often order coffee drinks that are excrutiatingly precise, ie "I'll have a grande skim half-caf soy mocha with sugar-free caramel, extra foam, 180 degrees, and no whip." Lap dog women also wear lots of makeup, are always having their hair done, hit the gym, and drive SUVs or jettas and acuras. Lap dog women perceive themselves as "together," "hip," "organized," and "upbeat." Others perceive them as ambitious soccer moms who just haven't let themselves go (yet). Lap dog women are usually in their 20s and 30s, newly married, and probably rely on their husbands to pay the real bills so they can keep buying $400 handbags. Many lap dog women were members of sororities in college and majored in business in college (particularly marketing). Lap dog women do not usually earn graduate degrees, although some opt for the MBA. Lap dog women are symbols of corporate success and mainstream, mind-numbingly mundane and superficial US culture. Lap dog women exist throughout the US, but are most frequently seen in southern California and in larger cities in the Midwest. It is their dream to land a great corporate job in New York City (of course) where they would have more access to "cute" designer clothes. Lap dog women are known for their fake and perky "can-do" attitude, saying "great" and "cute" and for pronouncing every vowel as if it were 10,000 shorts A's ie "I haave to go to the baa--(like a sheep)--hroom."

I had to wait for my coffee for three hours because there was a lap dog woman in front of me.

by KAGT June 20, 2007

He Man Woman Haters Club

From the old Our Gang show where the little boys hated the little girls and would not allow them into the club. A modern day version is any group of men who love to hate and hate to love the females. HMWH are not gay, just can't stand the BS that females offer. Another example is Al Bundy's NO MA'AM Club.

I am a member of the He Man Woman Haters Club.

by D0c February 24, 2006

Woman Child

a woman above the age of 25 that is lazy, usually STILL lives at home, and likes to whine. similar to a man child

"I was just chatting online and found some chick who is 35, lives with her dad, and playes World of warcraft all day"--jim

"wow what a woman child!"--bobby

by errrrrrrrrrrrrr July 10, 2010

Filipino Woman

An asian woman who comes from the philipines. Unlike other asian women who come from different parts of asia, Philipino chicks have a much darker skin complexion and are generally alot more bustier and filled in :)

My GF is a Filipino Woman

by someguy22 October 14, 2006

Disarming White Woman Tears

When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry until she has garnered sympathy and pity for her plight purely by virtue of social love of milky white skin and the ideal of white barbie womanhood

white woman: i say the n word all the time because it makes me closer to black people.
poc: thats pretty racist
white woman: i cant be racist! Im a lesbian! *insert disarming white woman tears*

by c. jarelle October 16, 2008