Cooties withdrawal

When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.

"Damn, I've been feeling sick lately." "Bro, you've got cooties withdrawal."

by Picholas February 5, 2018

Sherri Withdrawal Syndrome

This is what happens when the Canoe Girl leaves you hanging and goes to watch a parade.

I couldn't go with her and I got Sherri Withdrawal Syndrome real bad.

by Humpy Gilmore September 26, 2025

Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS)

A condition characterized by a lack of interest or reluctance to participate in group activities or interact with friends when Armando, a key member of the group, is absent.

Friend: "Hey, let's play Overwatch!"
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."

by blitzmid123 February 16, 2023

Candy Withdrawal

Missing spending time with Candy after hanging out.

I hung out with Candy, and now I'm having a Candy withdrawal. I love spending time with Candy.

by keriberi October 17, 2023

Afghan Withdrawal

When you pull out so fast you nut in your own face.

Joe had a an Afghan Withdrawal this weekend with Jill. It was fucking awful.

by JoesBiThen September 5, 2021

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022

Colleen Withdrawals

When the girl of your dreams is named Colleen, and you haven't seen her for a while.

"Dang! It's been a week since I've seen her and I'm getting the shakes.., I think I'm having Colleen Withdrawals"

by Tellio March 1, 2022