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Hit me with your car

Another way to ask someone to peg you.
Hey babe, wanna hit me with your car?
by Pupp Doo December 7, 2017
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miss me with that straight shit

When you're a demi or asexual and when a person or friend you haven't talked to in basically forever just suddenly hits you with some flirt or hand hold or some kind of b.s. while you're just casually chatting.
Person 1: It's been forever since we last talked, let's catch up.
Person 2:Yeah it has been, I missed your cute smile when we use to talk.
Person 1:...Miss me with that straight shit
by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019
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Kill me with a katana

literally just slice me up with a katana

(large sword)

"kill me with a katana" first gained popularity when @theregankennedy went to school and wanted to die but didn't want to say "kill my self"

often used in awkward situations or when you just wanna die
"girl your bf was hitting me up last night, y'all still a ting?" "oh fuck! kill me with a katana!"
by ferdakatanalmao April 15, 2017
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Gag me with a toothbrush

Gag me with a toothbrush is what my roomie, Matt, sometimes does to me before he forces his dick down my throat and squirts his load!
Gag me with a toothbrush is what Matt likes to do sometimes so I gag on his shit when he face-fucks me!
by eda-skip January 22, 2022
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gag me with a spoon

something you would like to do if something is grossing you out severly
"I hate watching dating reality shows---gag me with a spoon!"
by hug6trees August 3, 2009
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fuck me with an aids dick

The ultimate phrase in describing the most unfuckable situation, or extremely unlucky. A pretty much worthless situation in which the user of the phrase sees it being fucked by an aids dick in comparison with the current issue at hand. Used also in great and furious anger.
In playing CoD 5 bobby has been playing for 6 hours and has never went positive kill death ratio. " Jesus well fuck me with an aids dick"
by rytola April 12, 2014
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