Wisconsin Macaroni

The sexual act of eating Mac and Cheese off of someone's back. A form of food fetishism. Popularized mainly in Wisconsin but also known in Iowa, and some parts of Missouri.

"This girl I was seeing was weird as hell, she wanted me to eat mac and cheese off her back"
"Oh yeah, that's Wisconsin Macaroni. Gotta take those bro."

by Jimothee Carpenter January 15, 2023

Wisconsin honeymoon

When 2 people share a 500 gram piece of Mozzarella cheese sticks.

I took Leah to the back of the warehouse for a Wisconsin honeymoon

by Mandc2002 October 25, 2023

Wisconsin Bounce

When a thicc cheese curd girl from Madison starts to twerk.

Yo you met TJ's new girl Crystal? She has that Wisconsin Bounce going for her.

by One night in AA December 7, 2019

Wisconsin Tuxedo

The name referring to a clothing ensemble consisting of a flannel shirt (traditionally red and black), and camouflage pants.

It is not uncommon to see a man wearing a Wisconsin Tuxedo while chopping wood.

by Socially Distant October 8, 2020

Wisconsin Whitetail

Screwing in the woods from behind while using a buck grunt. When you're about to cum shove a snowball in her ass

She wants me to give her a Wisconsin Whitetail next time we go hunting

by Arichrockcounty November 9, 2018

Wisconsin Windmill

When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to cum, he does the helicopter with his dick while he is cumming.

My boyfriend did a Wisconsin Windmill last night. It's gonna take ages to clean up.

by GHAC August 21, 2013

wisconsin sober

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol

1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!

by mistersalamander July 30, 2023