elven wine

A euphemism for engaging in kinky, fantasy sex. Only offered in red and white. No rose.

"A short time later, both Aragorn and Arwen were revived on a snack of elven wine and fruit"

by Oxfordlad January 8, 2015

Ducks wine

It’s water , you thirsty bitch .

“Can I have a drink?” “Yeah , treat yourself to some ducks wine”

by Random 3 June 18, 2019

Viking Wine

A "cocktail" made up of roughly 1 part Grape Crush Soda and 1 part vodka or rum. It tastes deliciously strong and warms your cockles with saccarification.

That Viking Wine got me gorram drunk as fuck.

by Drunkman420 December 16, 2017

Wine Locked

When too much alcohol is consumed and you get stuck on a task or word and you repeatedly keep trying to do said task or say the same word over and over and over again your brain is Wine Locked.

Don't drink too much jungle juice or you'll get wine locked!
That thot is so wine locked , she been trying to open the door for an hour .

by The Kid , Don Don , Diamond June 5, 2017

Wine Fatigue

Sometimes known as the ladies' hangover (although men can get them too), its a classier way of saying you're feeling a bit under the weather after a night of drinking, particularly wine. Appropriate for use in mixed company such as at the office or family gatherings.

Julia, you had a lot to drink last night, are you feeling hungover?

No, I'm fine, just a little wine fatigue.

by Duchess V November 17, 2017

waldo wine

Is wine that your to drunk to find but is right next to you. Or in plain site

Yo I can’t find my wine. It must be Waldo wine

by The real Binja April 4, 2021

Wine Cellar

When one shoves a wine bottle up a butt. Could be their own, could be a friend's.

Hold still, Marcus, I want to see your new wine cellar.

by MelandChristine November 17, 2011