adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.
"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".
by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014
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miss me with the bullshit
Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me
Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me
Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
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2 words which Ed Sheeran uses to answer questions to people. It makes no sense and no one except from Ed himself knows what it means.
Mark:Sold out new yorks radio city music hall in under 1 minute :) nuts!!!” errr seeya!! Madison square gardens next!
Ed:with bass
Ed:with bass
by gingerbumfluff October 8, 2012
Get the with bass mug.The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.
America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...
by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009
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Get the I fuck with that mug.Depending upon where you live, "rats with wings" are seagulls or pigeons. So named because of their scavenger natures.
by JulesV March 17, 2012
Get the rats with wings mug.A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
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